My name is Safire but everyone calls me Sassie. My master, Brittany, always wanted a dog named Sassie but for some reason she also liked the name Safire. So she named me Safire but nicknamed me Sassie. I don't think it's fair that Spencer is the only dog in the family who can use the family's computer. Why can't I do it sometimes too? Because I'm a girl? Girls like me are smart too ya know! Is it because he thinks that Black Labs like me aren't as smart as Chocolate Labs like him? Well, here's a news flash Bubba ... Black Labs came first. Chocolate Labradors came along later.
Anyway, I wanted to see if I could write some things like Spencer has been doing. When he first started doing this he kept telling us that he was just looking at dog clothing and dog treats online. But I thought it was unusual that he always had to do it when Mommy, Daddy, and Stephanie were not around. He said that he thought they would be mad at him if they saw him using the computer. But I know that it was because he just thinks he's smarter than me and our other sibling Sammy. Sammy is a Red Dachshund and his master is Stephanie. I think it's funny when Sammy jumps up on the desk and walks on the computer keyboard while Daddy's trying to work.
See, here's the thing. There are three of us dogs in the house now that Ella is gone. Ella is a Yellow Labrador Retriever who came into our lives a few months ago. Stephanie's boyfriend brought her as a gift to Stephanie. But now Stephanie and her boyfriend aren't together anymore and Ella went to live with the boyfriend. I miss her (a little) but I don't miss the way she was always so bossy. She used to want to play all the time but she was so rough. Mommy used to say that it was because Ella is still a puppy. I don't think I was ever like that when I was a puppy! I KNOW I didn't go around biting Spencer and Sammy. I did take their toys while they were playing with them but I won't apologize because I like toys! Mommy says I'm just like a human woman who likes alot of purses. I don't have any purses because I wouldn't be able to carry one anyway. I do like to wear dog clothes though. Brittany, my master, is a student at The University of Michigan and since I miss her so much Aunt Wendy brought me a dog shirt that has Michigan in yellow letters on the front of it. I feel pretty and special when I wear it! Brittany's boyfriend is a football player at Michigan and I like to wear my Michigan shirt while Mommy, Daddy, and all the other humans are watching him play on TV. I'm proud that I'm the only dog in the family that has a Michigan shirt.
I am almost 10 years old and I sleep more now than I used to when I was younger. My hips hurt a little too. I had an operation on my knee when I was about 5 years old and the nice doctor really took good care of me! My knee doesn't hurt at all anymore.
I'm getting sleepy and Spencer keeps scratching at the door and barking to get me off the computer, so I better get some sleep. I think I am going to post messages at least once a week from now on just to show that I can do it. Girl Power!